oswidge:

pick up line: please

gothlolita:

reason s to date me

• i have at least ten money saved up in the  bank, can buy chicken nugget
• i am very popular in nintendogs
• i have a dog and its okay if you ignore me just to play wit h the dog because i will probably do that too
• macaroni and cheese
•      i 

existentialubersmench:

necromorph-slayinglovemachine:

I’m not sure but I think I just accidentally created a legendary Pokemon

holy SHIT

slavicinferno:

XBOX ONE

Release Date: Late 2013

avatarparallels:

Aladdin/The Legend of Korra Parallels

[gif remake]

i’d like to formally apologize to anyone i’ve disappointed with my terrible friendship skills

reapershadcat:

yahoo has gon…. tOO FAR

nevvzealand:

i dont understand how i can get so much joy from covering my pets with blankets and watching the lump move around

angelswithclippedwings:

I’ve got a migraine and my pain will range from up, down, and sideways,
Thank God it’s Friday ‘cause Fridays will always,
Be better than Sundays ‘cause Sundays are my suicide days,
I don’t know why they always seem so dismal,
Thunderstorms, clouds, snow, and a slight drizzle,
Whether it’s the weather or the letters by my bed,
Sometimes death seems better than the migraine in my head

sayakakyouko:

plays anime opening at your birth and anime ending are your funeral